it's over now

I dreamed I was dying; as I so often do
And when I awoke I was sure it was true
I ran to the window; threw my head to the sky
And said whoever is up there, please don't let me die
But I can't live forever, I can't always be
One day I'll be sand on a beach by a sea
The pages keep turning, I'll mark off each day with a cross
And I'll laugh about all that we've lost

not allowed

Toute nue dans ton bain

Only the gentle are ever really strong.
-James Dean

Everybody cries

When the day is long and the night,
the night is yours alone,
When you're sure you've had enough of this life,
well hang on
Don't let yourself go, 'cause everybody cries
and everybody hurts sometimes

Hungry

"So, my friend took me to this vegan barbecue this weekend. Fucking bullshit. I had to go home and eat a baby just to feel normal again."

C'est la faute aux caresses

L'amour humain ne se distingue du rut stupide des animaux que par deux fonctions divines: la caresse et le baiser.

[Pierre Louÿs]

C'est la faute au manque de sommeil

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink

I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink

I wonder should I get up and fix myself a drink

No,no,no

I'm so tired I don't know what to do

I'm so tired my mind is set on you

I wonder should I call you but I know what you would do

C'est la faute au SPM

J'aime la règle qui corrige l'émotion. J'aime l'émotion qui corrige la règle.
(Georges Braque)

Je suis d'humeur instable ces jours-ci

Oh happy day

(Oh happy day)

Oh happy day

(Oh happy day)

When Jesus washed
Oh when he washed
When Jesus washed
He washed the sins away

Oh happy day

(Oh happy day)

Oh happy day

(Oh happy day)

i see myself ( and i can see you )

I think of the things that matter
And I think of the things that don't
Whatever it is no matter
I hate feeling the way I feel
I hate feeling the way I feel today

I wish I was high
Brighter than nothing
Smarter than nobody
I've wasted away

ma maison c'est toi

Sometimes late at night
While runnin' from the rain
Running from the voices
Filling up my brain
Now I wish they'd leave me alone
And let me be
To go off on my own
Let me be to go home

I feel like going home

Silence

In a manner of speaking

I don't understand

How love in silence becomes reprimand

But the way that i feel about you

Is beyond words

Oh give me the words

Give me the words

That tell me nothing

Oh give me the words

Give me the words

That tell me everything

drive me home

If you look inside your heart
You don't have to be afraid
Of what you are
There's an answer
If you reach into your soul
And the sorrow that you know
Will melt away

And then a hero comes along
With the strength to carry on
And you cast your fears aside
And you know you can survive
So when you feel like hope is gone
Look inside you and be strong
And you'll finally see the truth
That a hero lies in you

It's a long road
When you face your world alone
No one reaches out a hand
For you to hold
You can find love
If you search within yourself
And the emptiness you felt
Will disappear

[ Mariah Carey ]

do you feel it all?

I know more than I knew before
I know more than I knew before
I didn't rest I didn't stop
Did we fight or did we talk

Oh
I'll be the one who'll break my heart
I'll be the one to hold the gun

I love you more
I love you more
I don't know what I knew before
But now I know I wanna win the war

you know it

J'ai jamais dit je t'aime tout court
J'ajoute toujours quequ'chose après
C'comme ça qu'on voit si on est en amour
Je t'aime beaucoup ça fait moins vrai
[...]
C'est à cause de mon répondeur
Y'a absolument rien su'a cassette
J'te dis qu'à soir dans mon p'tit coeur
Y fait frette

Im only happy when it rains

Im only happy when its complicated

And though I know you cant appreciate it

Im only happy when it rains

You know I love it when the news is bad

Why it feels so good to feel so sad

Im only happy when it rains

Baby requin

You drive me crazy

I just can't sleep

I'm so excited, I'm in too deep

Crazy, but it feels alright

Baby thinkin of you keeps me up all night

I'm bringing sexy back, yeah

I want to be

Under the sea

In an Octopuses Garden

In the shades

je n'ai trouvé le repos que dans l'indifférence

Ça me prend (it's friday)

Mon Alice, Alice

Araignée maltèque

Mon Alice, malice

Arachnée hightek

Mon Alice, Alice

Pendue au bout de son fil

Dépressive l'artiste

Exit, exit

[ Mylène Farmer ]

my mom's a milf

Baby where'd you get your body from ?

Tell me where'd you get your body from.

I got it from my mama.

I got it from my mama.

I got it from my mama.

I got it got it...

Bonne fin de session mes amis étudiants!

Well we got no class

And we got no principles

And we got no innocence

We can't even think of a word that rhymes



School's out for summer

School's out forever

School's been blown to pieces

He's just not THAT into you

"I opened too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty."
(Carrie)

Get Down

Jump Around!

Jump Around!

Jump up Jump Up

and get down!

the only real friend

peace, y'all

Put down your sword.
Send home your dogs.
Open up your doors.
Let down your guard.

It's in our nature.

Put down your gun.
Ignore the alarm.
Open up your heart.
Let down your guard.

[ Jose Gonzalez ]

the years of our youth

Strange young girls

Covered with sadness

Eyes of innocence

Hiding their madness

Walking the strip

Sweet, soft and placid

Offering their youth

On the alter of acid.

[ The mamas and the papas ]

Fuck Yeah

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

(Dead Kennedys)

Bonne chance pour ton examen fille!

As we go down life's lonesome highway
Seems the hardest thing to do is to find a friend or two
A helping hand - some one who understands
That when you feel you've lost your way
You've got some one there to say I'll show you


Say you, say me
Say it for always, that's the way it should be
Say you, say me
Say it together, naturally

(Lionel Richie)

le pays des pick-up

La mélodie du trou.

Dessous le pont les grands remous.

Où chus, qui chus, quessé qu'y veut ?

J'ai du m'tromper quequ'part,

Je lâche un cri dans le brouillard.

" Hey man, as-tu du feu ? "

[Richard Desjardins]

Ce que je n'avouerais pas à voix haute

©Kira O'Reilly

so i left town at 4:30 in the morning to see you and i drove took a cab and i sang all the way. i could've stayed back there in any other bed but i needed to come and be near you.

and although i felt crazy, i stayed pretty calm 'cause i knew that soon i would be in your arms.

and although i was tired, i stayed pretty calm 'cause i knew that soon i would be sleeping in your arms.

(Julie Doiron)

deviens docile

Animal
Tes yeux de métal
Un tatou de feu sur ta peau sauvage
Araignée
Mes jambes dorées
Te couvriraient d'amour pour te dévorer
Me remplir de musique
Un blues métallique
Sur un son d'acier
Je vais m'abandonner

[ France D'amour, Animal ]

i love you so, hub

Nous sommes tous les enfants du cosmos

[ Hubert Reeves ]

Weirdo

Wicked and wierd

I'm a road hog with an old dog

Singing slow songs, tryin'a hold on

Wicked and wierd

I'm a rat fish

Tryin'a practice doin' back flips on your mattress

(Buck 65)

Good Morning!

i don't wanna be loved by you

and i never wanna be in your bed

and i never wanna be in your books

but i might play music for you

don't wanna be loved by you
and i never understood your scene
and i never understood your scene
and we're all screwed anyway

don't wanna be liked by you
don't wanna be liked by you
and i never wanna be in your bed

(Julie Doiron)

The boy is already fucking with my head

Don't stop shaking

Its my head that makes me want to second guess at a distance

Hoping there's a method to your madness baby

I might just understand if you obey me.

Hold me now I need assistance

Id take somebody else if I could.

(Elastica)

Funné

Guy: How was the weekend? Were the kids well-behaved?

Woman: It was fine, they were great.

Guy: How was Max at night? He sometimes gets lonely and starts crying.

Woman: Hmm, I don't know. I locked them out of my room.

Guy, yelling: You what?!? How could you? You know how they are at night!

[pause.]

Woman, unruffled: They are pets. Not kids. Pets. And I don't sleep with dogs that weigh more than I do.

(Overheard in New York)

Je suis sale

I hate my face today.

I think I look so shitty.

I have some sweat everywhere.

I’m not even shaved.

My hair all greasy.

I look disgusting.

My eyes are glued.

My lips are chaffed.

My legs are prickling.

And plus I’m stinky today.

(Soko)

UP!

Oh you lovely boy you smell so sweet
We ride so well
And we load our pistols as we perch upon
My razor wings
Up to the planets up to the bodies of the galaxy
We fly we feed we suck we bleed we need
[M83]

'Nuff said

Si Wikipedia le dit, c'est que c'est vrai.

I'd like to dedicate this to all the children

I don't waste my time trying to get what you got
I work at pleasin' me
Cause I can't please you and that's why I do what I do
My soul flies free like a willow tree
doo wee doo wee doo wee

[ERYKAH BADU, APPLE TREE]

Veuillez accepter l'expression de ma langue dans votre bouche

aaa says:
je fais du dentisme dans ta bouche, tu as la lèvre souple

SSS says:
comme une fraise au soleil

aaa says:
molle

...

Yeah right

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head

But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red

Cryin's not for me'

cause i'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'

Because i'm free

Nothin's worryin' me

I am the king of the divan

Wam! Bam!
Mon chat, splatch
Gît sur mon lit
A bouffé sa langue
En buvant dans mon whisky
Quant à moi
Peu dormi, vidé, brimé
J'ai dû dormir dans la gouttière
Où j'ai eu un flash
Hou!
En quatre couleurs
Allez hop !
Un matin
Une louloute est v'nue chez-moi
Poupée de Cellophane
Cheveux chinois
Un sparadrap
Une gueule de bois
A bu ma bière
Dans un grand verre
En caoutchouc
Hou!
Comme un indien dans son igloo

Ça plane pour moi

[Plastic Bertrand]

shit happens

Ça fait du bien par où ça passe

Tous les sha la la, tous les oh oh oh oh sont là

Tous les shing gue ling gue ling se déchaînent à nouveau pour moi

(Claude François)

drop it like it's hot

I keep hearing about muthafucking Harry Potter. Who is this muthafucker?
Snoop Dog

Slurp

A spit in the hand might be quite continental, but KY is a girl best friend.

Now THAT's entertainment!

Les aminches, ne reculant devant rien pour éclairer vos beaux esprits rivés à l'écran en quête d'un cyber-divertissement animalier par cette journée de bureau plate, comme une seule femme devant l'éternel, j'ai recueilli aujourd'hui une foule d'informations pertinentes sur le cochon (insert nasty joke about my ex-lover here) et laissez-moi vous dire que ça en jette.

Nous savions tous que l'orgasme du porc en rut durait approximativement 30 minutes. Déjà, ça vous en bouche un coin.

Mais je parie que vous ne connaissiez pas les techniques de castration du porc domestique, petits coquins ignares que vous êtes. Eh bien, qu'à celà ne tienne, je me suis fait un devoir de faire les recherches pour vous. Voyez ce que ça donne:

La castration du porc

Vous aurez besoin d'un couteau propre très aiguisé, d'un scalpel ou d'une lame de rasoir.

· Lavez le scrotum (la bourse) à l'eau chaude et au savon, puis séchez-le.

· Faites descendre le testicule dans le scrotum avec votre doigt, puis aisissez fermement le scrotum sous le testicule entre le pouce et l'index.

· Pratiquez une coupure de 1 à 2 cm de long sur le fond du scrotum. Le testicule doit sortir par l'ouverture.

· Tirez le testicule en dehors du scrotum et coupez à travers le cordon blanc en épargnant le vaisseau sanguin rouge.

· Tirez le testicule encore plus en dehors et faites-le tourner plusieurs fois avant de couper le vaisseau sanguin entortillé en le grattant de haut en bas avec le couteau, ce qui contribue à réduire le saignement. Ne tirez pas pour briser le vaisseau sanguin.

· N'introduisez pas les doigts dans le scrotum. Appliquez sur la blessure de castration de la teinture d'iode, du violet de gentiane, une poudre antibiotique ou une poudre aux sulfamides. Retirez le second testicule en procédant de la même façon.

Et après ça, ne venez pas vous plaindre que matante Alice ne s'occupe pas de votre éducation.