My Sweet douchebag of a friend: those chicks you want so bad may be quite fuckable, but the truth is, they don't love you nearly as much as i do. The problem is, you can't see underneath my saggy tits and my flat ass. Go ahead honey, go fuck those beautiful chicken. They will eat you alive while i cry in my bed.
Sometimes, I find myself wishing you'd die from an STD.
But no. I'll always be there to serve you chicken soup if you get sick.
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il suffit d'attendre que la marée monte et ça fera une chicken soup géante
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