Funné

Guy: How was the weekend? Were the kids well-behaved?

Woman: It was fine, they were great.

Guy: How was Max at night? He sometimes gets lonely and starts crying.

Woman: Hmm, I don't know. I locked them out of my room.

Guy, yelling: You what?!? How could you? You know how they are at night!

[pause.]

Woman, unruffled: They are pets. Not kids. Pets. And I don't sleep with dogs that weigh more than I do.

(Overheard in New York)